There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side